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sorry babe, the silmarillion audiobook stays on during sex

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ive used pinterest exactly one time to find one particular image and now they send me weekly emails trying to extrapolate from that searching process what kinds of images i would like to see from now on

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if i saw a red mushroom with white spots i would just eat it. it would probably be fine

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twitter, british people, nazis 

on twitter, you're never more than 3 clicks away from a completely ordinary british person expressing an opinion that would make hitler blush

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Remember when Jar-Jar said "ex-squeeze-me" instead of "excuse me"?

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Thinking of becoming the fediverse's first Amazon FC Ambassador.

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of course you are destined to achieve greatness if your name is tony hawk

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