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why is virgin media having issues now? :cwy: i have coronavirus, please just let me watch agdq

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should be some sort of stipulation written into the knighthood honours system that if a giant turns up all the knights have to fight it. would love to see loads of retired supermarket CEOs struggling to wield a halberd, getting eaten etc.

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IT'S FREE SEEDS TIME AGAIN if you're in the UK, boost please! 

this year i have no allotment and less garden space and hence less need for seeds. i will post excess ones to you if you're in the uk

as a disclaimer, many of the packets have been open a while and/or have passed their use-by date by a few months, but they're free so who cares right

seeds marked * are ones i've harvested myself, of whose viability i make no guarantee

i'll list available seeds below, reply if you're interested!

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bloodborne is the most realistic depiction of living in england in all of video games

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coronavirus 

Unfortunately, I have it.

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mildly grumpy at three houses for continuing the trend of archers all being tiny children. the line was "if you want to train a longbowman, start with his grandfather." every longbowman looked like they could play linebacker for the raiders. give bernadette shoulders like hams and lats that could crack walnuts. she can stay an anxiety wracked mess I just also want it clear she could probably tear most of her classmates in half

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The government making me to do things is authoritarian but my boss making me do things is freedom.

This is going to be a fantastic year for Britain.

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